A Kiss With A Fist Is Better Than None.
Tani. 21. FIU grad. Reporter. Message me anything!
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love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh
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cum has drastically improved the quality of my life tbh like sure im failing classes and have no friends but at least my skin is smooth and i smell good
who changed this from coconut oil to cum??? i hate this
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when your mom comes home and there’s a fork in the sink and you ain’t take that damn chicken out the freezer
Where’s the lie tho
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Today my wonderful, driven, beautiful best friend graduated FIU and joined me as a proud FIU alumna. Words cannot express the pride I felt watching you walk across that stage. I know you will be successful in whatever you do. I’m so lucky that the three of us stumbled across each other four years ago. It has been the best time of my life being your friend. ❤️🎓
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Dominican Born Aimee Carrero Will Be The Voice of Disney’s First Latina Princess
She’s an FIU grad! #FIUproud
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Funny story
My aunt is a second grade teacher, she was filling me in on the latest drama but what drama could you get from elementary school kids? She said they had a drug bust at the school, I looked at her and asked “what”? She said that sixth graders took highlighters, removed the tube and put little baggies of sugar in the tubes and sold the highlighters in the bathroom for 50 cents claiming they had cocaine in them and by sniffing it you could get high. These children were little drug lords! They figured out when the janitors were scheduled to clean the bathrooms so they knew when to remove their “stash”. When word got around that the kids were selling cocaine it obviously raised questions. The teachers went into the bathroom to find this so called cocaine, they removed the cover to the vent and hundreds of highlighters and baggies of sugar fell from the vent, the teacher went further into the vent and found razor blades that the kids where using to cut up the sugar to make it look like they were all doing lines.
Okay this is way more entertaining than the high school drama my mom brings home from work lol
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Happy Mother’s Day to the absolute best role model in the entire world. This woman has not only raised me to the best person I can be, but she has changed the lives of thousands of students over the past 20 years as a teacher. What better role model could I ask for than someone who puts 110% into getting her kids to graduate AND making them better people at the same time? She doesn’t just teach them drama or literature, she teaches life. And for that, she has earned the title of “mama” not just from me, but from scores of kids over the years for whom she serves as a second mother. If I am ever even half the woman she is, I will be set for life. I love you, Mama Bear!
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Roosters Be Like…
unmute this shit. Now.
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
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Sorry wanna be “country girls” but…….
When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.
country girl appropriation is real and it is out there
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